What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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