At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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