now i know why i became what i already was.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
