too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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