Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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