problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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