But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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