Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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