More tranny stories later!
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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