In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
