What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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