My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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