Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Congratulations! We have a period
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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