you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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