bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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