Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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