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(973): View more from New Jersey

I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes

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(618): View more from Illinois

In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(585): View more from New York

please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys

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(408): View more from California

My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.

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(425): View more from Washington

Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.

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