I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
