do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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