you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
