My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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