They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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