Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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