Nicole vs. Life
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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