After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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