I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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