all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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