Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
