Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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