found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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