why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
