Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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