your thong is hanging out like whoa
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this boner is exhausting
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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