She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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