I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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