I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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