i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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