What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Your cock deserves a montage
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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