I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
