Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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