There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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