I've blown a few things in my day
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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