She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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