i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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