i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
