he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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