Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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