with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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