Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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