I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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