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I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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