You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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