Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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