Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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